Technology Cartoons

(Warren Enjoyed Showing Off His New 52" Flat Panel HDTV Dinner)

(Personal Tech Update: Cell Phone PDA Toupee With Discreet Vibrating Function) "Will you excuse me? I'd better take this."

(Mouse Pad Help Center)

"Why am I modding my PC? I pimped my Xbox, my fish tank, and my Water Pik. This was next."

"Somebody got through our dead end web links, past the firewalls, and around the phone prompt loops. Before you know it ,the kid here picks up the phone and he's talking one-on-one to a customer."

"That's it! We're getting a wireless network for the house."

"It's a horse racing software program. It analyzes my betting history and makes suggestions. Right now it's suggesting I bet on football."

"I'm not sure - I like the mutual funds with rotating dollar signs, although the dancing stocks and bonds look good too."

"The first thing you should know about investing online is that when you see the exploding bomb icon appear, it's just your browser crashing - not your portfolio."

"I think my energy centers are well balanced. I keep my pager on my belt, my cell phone in my right pocket, and my palmtop computer in my inside left breast pocket."