Technology Cartoons

"Well shoot -I know the animation's running a might too fast, but dang if I can find a 'mosey" function anywhere in the toolbox."

"I think you're just jealous that I found a community of people online that worship the yam as I do, and you haven't."

"You want to know why I'm mad? I suggest you download my latest novel called, 'Why an Obsessive Control-Freak Husband Should Never Pick Out Bathroom Tile Without Asking His Wife First.'"

"Yes, Unicenter has an automated 'Help' function. Why?"

"We take network security very seriously here."

"Okay, enlarge the chicken bone by 900 percent and attach it to an email to the museum saying, 'Getting close...send more money.'"

(The Secret Room at Every Internet Service Provider) "I'll be right there. Let me just take care of this user. He's about halfway through a 3 hour download."

"I told Russel he should data model before we go any further." "May I speak to Kate Moss, please."

"My God! I've gained 9 pixels!"

"The kids are getting up right now. When we wired the house we added vibrating pager technology to their bunk beds."