Technology Cartoons

(HOW TO INSTALL YOUR SOFTWARE) "Can't I just give you riches or something?"

"I can't really explain it but every time I animate someone swinging a golf club, a little divot of code comes up missing on the home page."

"You can stop looking for cat. According to a Google search, he's in the basement behind the dryer."

"See? I created a little felon figure that runs around our Web site hiding behind banner ads. On the last page, our logo puts him in a non lethal choke hold and brings him back to the home page."

"My God! I've gained 9 pixels!"

"The kids are getting up right now. When we wired the house we added vibrating pager technology to their bunk beds."

(ANY AMOUNT WILL HELP) "And tell David to come in out of the hall. I found a way to adjust our project budget estimate."

"...so if you have a message for someone, you write it on a piec of paper and put it on their refrigerator. It's just until we get our email fixed."

"He saw your laptop and wants to know if he can check his email."

"Okay - you were right, I was wrong. F5 opens the garage door, and F6 backs the car out."