Technology Cartoons

(Freelancer Ned Willis Consults With A Member Of His Technical Staff )"

"Mary-Jo, come here quick! Look at this special effect I learned with the new graphics software."

(HANK ORDERS IDEAS FOR HIS MYSTERY/HORROR NOVEL) "Well Shoot! This isn't a case of the willies, this is a case of the heebee jeebee's!"

"A centralized security management system sounds fine, but then what would we do with the dogs?"

"Gee, Richard, you'll have to show me where on the toolbar you found an icon labeled 'Overkill.'"

"Well shoot -I know the animation's running a might too fast, but dang if I can find a 'mosey" function anywhere in the toolbox."

"I think you're just jealous that I found a community of people online that worship the yam as I do, and you haven't."

"You want to know why I'm mad? I suggest you download my latest novel called, 'Why an Obsessive Control-Freak Husband Should Never Pick Out Bathroom Tile Without Asking His Wife First.'"

"Yes, Unicenter has an automated 'Help' function. Why?"

(HOW TO INSTALL YOUR SOFTWARE) "Can't I just give you riches or something?"