Technology Cartoons

"Well that's typical. Ever since I started teleconferencing with my parents, my mother keeps looking for a toolbar function that brushes the hair off my forehead."

(Rural Web Design) "What you want to do is balance the image of the pick-up truck sittin' behind your home page, with a busted washing machine in the foreground."

"Well shoot -I know the animation's running a might too fast, but dang if I can find a 'mosey" function anywhere in the toolbox."

"I think you're just jealous that I found a community of people online that worship the yam as I do, and you haven't."

"You want to know why I'm mad? I suggest you download my latest novel called, 'Why an Obsessive Control-Freak Husband Should Never Pick Out Bathroom Tile Without Asking His Wife First.'"

"Yes, Unicenter has an automated 'Help' function. Why?"

(HOW TO INSTALL YOUR SOFTWARE) "Can't I just give you riches or something?"

"I can't really explain it but every time I animate someone swinging a golf club, a little divot of code comes up missing on the home page."

"You can stop looking for cat. According to a Google search, he's in the basement behind the dryer."

"See? I created a little felon figure that runs around our Web site hiding behind banner ads. On the last page, our logo puts him in a non lethal choke hold and brings him back to the home page."