Technology Cartoons

(At FEMA, employees often use Excel's custom format function to create formulas for disaster.)

(Uber-user Dwayne Grantz chalks up before putting Windows Vista through it's paces.)

"Okay- looks like the 'Dissolve' transition in my presentation needs adjusting."

"The odd thing is he always insists on using the latest version of Office."

"They won't let me through security until I remove the bullets from my Word document."

"I started running 'what if' scenarios on my spreadsheet, like, 'What if I were sick of this dirtwad job and funneled some of the company's money in to an off-shore account?'"

"My spam filter checks the recipient's address, http links, and any writing that panders to postmodern English romanticism with conceits to 20th century graphic narrative."

(So, old Dave's presentations are boring? They're dull, huh? "Add some dynamic content," they said. I'll give you dynamic content...)

"How's the defragmentation coming?"

Why are my Speaker's Notes so large?