Technology Cartoons

"You know Jekyll, this is a single log on ID system. There's no need for multiple identities anymore."

"Oh, an OZ-wide ERP system has been discussed, but it's not as impressive as the giant floating disembodied head of the Wizard keeping an eye on everything."

"It's like any other pacemaker, but it comes with an internal iPod docking accessory."

"I can be reached at home on my cell phone, I can be reached on the road with my pager and PDA. Soon I'll be reachable on a plane with email. I'm beginning to think identity theft wouldn't be such a bad idea for a while."

"Well, here's your problem. You only have half the ram you need."

"Oh look, this must be one of those PCs assembled by prison inmates. It came bundled with a homemade shank in the mousepad."

(Personal Tech Update: Cell Phone PDA Toupee With Discreet Vibrating Function) "Will you excuse me? I'd better take this."

(Mouse Pad Help Center)

"Why am I modding my PC? I pimped my Xbox, my fish tank, and my Water Pik. This was next."

"Somebody got through our dead end web links, past the firewalls, and around the phone prompt loops. Before you know it ,the kid here picks up the phone and he's talking one-on-one to a customer."