Technology Cartoons

"Dennis! Dennis! Where are you? I'm being attacked. I know you're the groom. Tell them to just postpone the wedding a few minutes."

"Once I told Mona that Access was an 'argument' based program, she seemed to warm up to it."

"Oh, Arthur is very careful about security on the Web. He never goes online in the same room on consecutive days."

"Look, you can't just list an extraterrestrial embryo on eBay without using some catchy phrases or power words to make it seem interesting and unique."

"I can be reached at home on my cell phone, I can be reached on the road with my pager and PDA. Soon I'll be reachable on a plane with email. I'm beginning to think identity theft wouldn't be such a bad idea for a while."

"Well, here's your problem. You only have half the ram you need."

"Oh look, this must be one of those PCs assembled by prison inmates. It came bundled with a homemade shank in the mousepad."

"Okay, maybe a decent ERP initiative will improve our business performance, but I still think these sulphur pools and twines of barbed wire in the hallways are slowing us up in some ways."

"I'm sure it's very powerful but do you have one that's nicer looking?" (Typical Woman)

(Modern Blacksmithing) "It's not like the old days when anyone could work on their own horse. Now, it's all computerized."