Technology Cartoons

"I wrote my entire cookbook in Word. The other programs I saw just didn't look fresh."

"Look, you can't just list an extraterrestrial embryo on eBay without using some catchy phrases or power words to make it seem interesting and unique."

"I didn't know they made skins for mainframes."

(The Podcast "Lamp Talk" Was About To Become Explicit) "Sometimes these sockets need cleaning. First, make sure the lamp is unplugged, and then..."

(While adjusting his dashboard GPS...) "Hey- look out! Ahhhh!"

"Phil is so excited. He was passed over again as a full partner at the law firm, but was accepted as a Necromancer in his online game guild."

"I hate when you bring 'Office' with you on camping trips."

"We should cast a circle, invoke the elements, and direct the energy. If that doesn't work, we'll read the manual."

"Are you using that 'clone' tool again?"

"This is number 271 of the podcast show 'Help Get Me Off This Stinking Island!'"