Technology Cartoons

"I'm not saying I believe in anything. All I know is since it's been there our server is running 50% faster."

"You're a great geek, Martin. You're just not my geek."

"Okay antidote, antidote, what would an antidote icon look like? You know I still haven't got this desktop the way I'd like it."

"... and here's me with Jessica Alba. And this is me with Beyonce and Heidi Klum ..."

(Biker IS Guys) Remember I want the bleeding file server surrounded by flaming workstations with the word, 'Motherboard' scrolling underneath."

"I tell him many times - get lighter laptop. But him think he know better. Him have big ego. Him say 'Me Tarzan, you not!' That when vine break."

"Good thing I had my laptop with me. Try turning it over now."

"We need to pimp our storage system."

"So, someone's using your credit card info to buy stylish clothes, opera tickets and exercise equipment. In what way would this qualify as identity theft?"

(Data Mining) "Hold on Brad - I forgot the canary."