Technology Cartoons

"The top line represents our revenue, the middle line is our inventory, and the bottom line shows the rate of my hair loss over the same period."

"It's an electronic wedding planner. It'll create your checklists and timetables, and after the ceremony it turns all the documents into confetti and throws it in your face."

"Frankly, the idea of an entirely wireless future scares me."

"It all started when I began surfing the web for 'Baked Alaska' and frozen custards."

"I'm sorry but 'Arf, Bark and Woof' are already registered domain names. How about 'Oink, Quack, or Moo'?'"

"I'm going to assume that most of you - but not all of you- understand that this this session on 'masking' has to do with Photoshop."

"I'm sorry Mr. Garret, a 35 year old tattoo doesn't qualify as a legal trademark for 'Mother.com.'"

"Ms. Lamont, how long have you been sending out bills listing charges for 'Freight,' 'Handling,' and 'Sales Tax,' as 'This,' 'That,' and 'The Other Thing'?"

(Fatal Error) "Oh come on. How fatal can it be?"

"Ooh wait! That's perfect for the clinic's home page. Just stretch it out a little further ... little more ..."