Technology Cartoons

"We found where the security breach in the WLAN was originating. It was coming through in another rogue robot-vac. This is the third one this month. Must have gotten away from its owner, like all the rest."

(Annals Of Wearable Computing -Women's Lingerie) "Do you have something with more bandwidth?"

(The Annals of Wearable Computing - Data Storage Shoes) " I'll be right there. I just need to do a core dump into my shoe first."

"It's a solid ID management and tracking system, Ted. Over 15 years on the Kalahari and we never lost a single lion."

"Good thing I had my laptop with me. Try turning it over now."

"I'm sorry Mr. Garret, a 35 year old tattoo doesn't qualify as a legal trademark for 'Mother.com.'"

"Ms. Lamont, how long have you been sending out bills listing charges for 'Freight,' 'Handling,' and 'Sales Tax,' as 'This,' 'That,' and 'The Other Thing'?"

"Unless there's a corrupt cell in our spreadsheet analysis concerning the importance of trunk space, this should be a big seller next year."

(The Tragedy of Poorly Written Slinky Documentation)

(After installing OSX, Ned & Loretta Select The Computer's Background.)