Finance Cartoons

"I get all excited over a green trendline and then find out you've been flossing in front of the monitor again."

"Eat your cereal. Your father's heavily invested in grain."

"Tell Her Highness I think the people from the collection agency are here."

"I've always used historical data analysis to rebalance my assets, but lately it's been pretty much hysterical data analysis that I've been working with."

"I don't know how the heck these credit agencies get this information, but I returned that rake and snow blower to my neighbor 6 months ago!"

"My daughter's college education is costing me an arm and a leg and over 60 noses a year."

"I'm not sure Randall is a good long term investor. He uses the word, 'historically' to describe the last 4 hours."

(Salad Bars) "It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

(Whenever Carl used his credit card, the results were always disastrous.)

"You have the first case of identity theft I've ever seen where the thieves actually returned the identity because the credit was so bad."