Finance Cartoons

(HandBaskets to Hell) "I tried to find something the whole world could use."

(Good money after bad.) "I opened with a big sale on 'closed' signs and no one came in. I decided to add some 'keep out' signs but still no one came in. But now I'm going to invest in some 'Bio Hazard' signs -throw them in the window and see what happens."

"The one thing I've learned about investing is, timing is every

"I told Julian to take our money to Rappenship's and put it in to a good company. You want to mail your life savings to Procter and Gamble?"

(Defining your investment risk with the Toast retrieving Risk tolerance test.)

"The first thing you should know about investing online is that when you see the exploding bomb icon appear, it's just your browser crashing - not your portfolio."

I think I have a pretty good savings plan. I plan to save 15 percent on a Rolex watch this weekend.

"Of course I could never afford a shoe this size if I weren't collecting rents from a tennis shoe across town and two espadrilles in Florida."

(SMASHO) "I'm a market timing investor, Doug. This keeps me sharp."

"Sell."