Finance Cartoons

"The one thing I've learned about investing is, timing is every

"I told Julian to take our money to Rappenship's and put it in to a good company. You want to mail your life savings to Procter and Gamble?"

(Defining your investment risk with the Toast retrieving Risk tolerance test.)

"The first thing you should know about investing online is that when you see the exploding bomb icon appear, it's just your browser crashing - not your portfolio."

I think I have a pretty good savings plan. I plan to save 15 percent on a Rolex watch this weekend.

"Of course I could never afford a shoe this size if I weren't collecting rents from a tennis shoe across town and two espadrilles in Florida."

(SMASHO) "I'm a market timing investor, Doug. This keeps me sharp."

"Sell."

"It's surprising considering his portfolio is so conservative."

"Oh Martin, you scared me half to death! Next time let me know when you're picking a new stock."