Finance Cartoons

"You may want to talk to Phil - he's one of our more aggressive financial planners."

"Choosing the right mutual fund is like choosing the right hat. You find one that fits you best and then you stick with it."

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

"Oh, look! Mr. Peepers just picked the very same mutual funds your investment software did."

"I've been working over 80 hours a week for the past two years preparing for retirement, and it hasn't bothered me OR my wife, what's-her-name."

"Perhaps you'd like to buy these magic beans, or this charm that will give you good luck, or this stock that promises a 200% return on your investment in less than 18 months."

"That reminds me. I have to figure out how to save for retirement and send these two to college."

"My God! That's my fund manager!"

(HandBaskets to Hell) "I tried to find something the whole world could use."

(Good money after bad.) "I opened with a big sale on 'closed' signs and no one came in. I decided to add some 'keep out' signs but still no one came in. But now I'm going to invest in some 'Bio Hazard' signs -throw them in the window and see what happens."