Finance Cartoons

"Oh, look! Mr. Peepers just picked the very same mutual funds your investment software did."

"I've been working over 80 hours a week for the past two years preparing for retirement, and it hasn't bothered me OR my wife, what's-her-name."

"Perhaps you'd like to buy these magic beans, or this charm that will give you good luck, or this stock that promises a 200% return on your investment in less than 18 months."

"That reminds me. I have to figure out how to save for retirement and send these two to college."

"My God! That's my fund manager!"

"Hey Luke- I was just thinking - why don't we try investing some of the stolen loot in some mutual funds, bonds, maybe check out some international fund, or real estate

"I like the value stocks too, but right now we're looking into a more aggressive growth fund."

"We took a gamble and invested all our money in a race horse. Then it ran away."

"The first thing you should know about investing online is that when you see the exploding bomb icon appear, it's just your browser crashing - not your portfolio."

I think I have a pretty good savings plan. I plan to save 15 percent on a Rolex watch this weekend.