Finance Cartoons

"The first thing you should know about investing online is that when you see the exploding bomb icon appear, it's just your browser crashing - not your portfolio."

(4 food franchises to avoid investing in. International House of Broccoli, Squid-on-a-Stick, Liverland, McOffals.)

"Robin, some of the men thought our mission statement, 'Steal from the rich. Give to the poor.', didn't quite cover it, and would like to include 'Forest Conservation, Wilderness Survival, the Advancement of Recreational Archery, Ambushing Techniques, Bird Watching...'"

"Do I recommend a hedge fund strategy? Let me put it to you this way: I'm a strict Catholic who goes to Temple every Saturday, so 'yes,' I would recommend a hedge fund strategy."

"I know you're passionate about your fundraising, but I wish you wouldn't refer to my family as your donor-in-laws."

"Being Dracula's slave didn't pay much, but Renfield always found extra money to invest."

(Volunteer Corp.) "I'm gonna need help changing this tire. Do I have any volunteers?"

(Warren Buffet ate here.) "It hasn't helped me sell more hot dogs, but I've had several inquiries for investment advice."

"That's very innovative of the Girl Scouts, but I'm just not interested in buying a box of Girl Scout cigars."

"I read about investing in a company called UniHandle Ohio, but I'm uneasy about a stock that's listed on the NASDAQ as UhOh."