Finance Cartoons

"Tell the Community Recycling Initiative that I've received their fundraising letter."

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

(Friends Of The Park Membership Drive) "At what level membership can we put you down for - 'Foliage,' 'Lawn,' or 'Fertilizer?'"

"Annuities? Equity Income? Tax-free Municipals? I say we stick the money in the ground like always, and then feed this guy to the sharks."

"We want to thank you for this generous donation, however, the board is reluctant to grant your request that the new research center be in your name. I'm sure you can understand, Mr. Hairbrane."

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic-8-Ball' and we'll run some options."

"No, day trading hasn't interfered with my regular practice at all. In fact, I'm preparing to make a trade now."

"We're trying to save money by buying in bulk. Caviar?"

"I think this is an economic strategy that everyone can get behind. It's high in unemployment, high in inflation, but low in carbohydrates."

"This is classic Voodoo economics, Bernice, right down to the chicken blood its written in."