Finance Cartoons

"Annuities? Equity Income? Tax-free Municipals? I say we stick the money in the ground like always, and then feed this guy to the sharks."

"We want to thank you for this generous donation, however, the board is reluctant to grant your request that the new research center be in your name. I'm sure you can understand, Mr. Hairbrane."

(4 food franchises to avoid investing in. International House of Broccoli, Squid-on-a-Stick, Liverland, McOffals.)

"Robin, some of the men thought our mission statement, 'Steal from the rich. Give to the poor.', didn't quite cover it, and would like to include 'Forest Conservation, Wilderness Survival, the Advancement of Recreational Archery, Ambushing Techniques, Bird Watching...'"

"Do I recommend a hedge fund strategy? Let me put it to you this way: I'm a strict Catholic who goes to Temple every Saturday, so 'yes,' I would recommend a hedge fund strategy."

"This is classic Voodoo economics, Bernice, right down to the chicken blood its written in."

"Looks like another new exotic investment strategy to me."

"Oh, it's just what they call it. I'm sure you can do it at night, too."

"...and don't tell me I'm not being frugal enough. I hired a man last week to do nothing but clip coupons!"

"She had a great first week day trading. We're hoping for another so she can buy the matching desk."