Finance Cartoons

(Lemonade $1 a cup) "Business is good, but the weak dollar is killing my overseas markets."

"I've brought in Tom, Denise, and Kyle, to talk about our REIT, Bond and metal ETFs respectively."

"The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet."

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic-8-Ball' and we'll run some options."

"No, day trading hasn't interfered with my regular practice at all. In fact, I'm preparing to make a trade now."

"We're trying to save money by buying in bulk. Caviar?"

"I think this is an economic strategy that everyone can get behind. It's high in unemployment, high in inflation, but low in carbohydrates."

"This is classic Voodoo economics, Bernice, right down to the chicken blood its written in."

"I get all excited over a green trendline and then find out you've been flossing in front of the monitor again."

"Eat your cereal. Your father's heavily invested in grain."