Finance Cartoons

(Whenever Carl used his credit card, the results were always disastrous.)

"We've got several hollow tree options to consider. How many nuts were you looking to invest at this time?"

"Cooked books? Let me just say you could serve this profit and loss statement with a fruity zinfandel and not be out of place."

"In attempting to meet quarterly projections, many companies use the Lamaze method of accounting. Breathe, Morris, breathe!"

"Gentlemen, we stand on the shoulders of accountants."

(Locally grown stocks - Farm fresh CDs - Free range annuities)

"That's the Harrisons. Never have I seen an investment portfolio start so strong and go south so quickly."

"Our goal is to maximize your upside and minimize your downside while we protect our own backside."

"So Once I add the floating volume rate to my accumulated reserve assets and divide by the annualized ratio, I'll realize a profit. It still looks like a $6 tip on an $85 lunch."

"I was looking for an annuity that came with a rate that was fixed, not neutered."