Business Cartoons
Using ancient and powerful selling techniques, Tom actually talks the lid off a pickle jar. " The lid's moving! The lid's moving!"
"Numbers to an accountant are like notes to a composer, and Janet, these accounts are not music to my ears."
"The salesman convinced us that a security system would really increase our home's resale value."
"I was giving them a rousing motivational speech from my college football days, at the end of which everyone jumped up and butted heads."
"In searching for a successful model of change for the business, I recalled how successfully punk rock changed the music scene…"
"As a manager, I think you're beginning to rely a bit too much on non-verbal communication."
"He's the only person I know who approaches team building like a do-it-yourself project."
"You ever notice how doing the books is a lot like assembling a swing set for the kids? You always end up with a few pieces left over at the end."
"This ledger certainly paints a picture of the company. Edvard Munch's "The Scream" comes to mind."
"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures, they follow me everywhere."