Business Cartoons

Why are my Speaker's Notes so large?

"Okay- looks like the 'Dissolve' transition in my presentation needs adjusting."

"I hate when you bring 'Office' with you on camping trips."

"Okay, maybe a decent ERP initiative will improve our business performance, but I still think these sulphur pools and twines of barbed wire in the hallways are slowing us up in some ways."

(D&G Halloween Mannequin MFG) "Oh we need some integration in this process real fast!"

"Somebody got through our dead end web links, past the firewalls, and around the phone prompt loops. Before you know it ,the kid here picks up the phone and he's talking one-on-one to a customer."

"If we cut our dividend, reduce inventory and time travel to the 13th century, we should be able to last another year."

"I assume you'll appreciate the entrepreneurial spirit behind our accounting methods."

"I like the numbers on this company. They show a very impressive acquittal to conviction ratio."

"I've been working over 80 hours a week for the past two years preparing for retirement, and it hasn't bothered me OR my wife, what's-her-name."