Business Cartoons

"You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time. But it takes a staggering advertising budget to fool all of the people all of the time."

FIRED, YOU - "Nifty chart, Frank, but not entirely necessary."

"Well, shoot! This eggplant chart is just as confusing as the butternut squash chart and the gourd chart. Can't you just make a pie chart like everyone else?"

"Hello - forget the company's financials, look at the CEO's Facebook page under '25 Things the SEC Doesn't Know About Me.'"

"You outsourced security to who?!"

"We're outsourcing everything but our core competency. Once we find out what that is, we'll begin the outsourcing process."

"Jim and I do a lot of business together on Facebook. By the way, Jim, did you get the sales spreadsheet and little blue pony I sent you?"

"David will be adding rich, dynamic audio content to my slide transitions.

"The top line represents our revenue, the middle line is our inventory, and the bottom line shows the rate of my hair loss over the same period."

"Hey here's a company that develops short memorable domain names for new businesses. It's listed as www.Company That Develops Short MemorableDomain Name Ffo Nnew Businesses.com"