Business Cartoons
"I checked the references for Ms. Snow White. While one seemed quite happy, the others were just bashful, gumpy, or out and out dopey."
"I'm updating my resume to make me appear more youthful. I'm including a street name. What do you like - "PR-Diddy,' 'JJKool-Data,' or 'Ice-Cubicle?'"
(Dear Ms. Heppner, I look forward to my interview for the position of Conservation Coordinator. I think my position on recycling stands on its own merit.)
"I know he'd be happier in a job he didn't have to take home with him at night."
(Figure Drawing Class At Business School) "Nice figure, but I'd like to see more zeros."
"Okay kids, today we'll be working on sock puppets, name plates and glue gun safety."
(The Future of Ad Placement in Video Games.) "Watch out for the Necromancer behind the Toyota with the Snapple in his hand."
"I've had a lot of experience running nonprofit companies. Back in the 90's I ran several Internet start-up companies."
"Don't worry. This is only temporary. Next week we plan to get you a chair."
Why are my Speaker's Notes so large?