Business Cartoons

(Buddy's Self Defense Academy) "As a bonus to our customers, we're throwing in a wrist lock, a neck breaker and a stomp-to-the-groin, free of charge."

"I advise to companies where the use of hurtful language appears epidemic. That's right, Your Honor - I'm an insultant consultant."

(Customer Phone Service at Disney Corp.)

"It's hard to figure. The concept was a big hit in Nome." (Blubber in a Cup. Out of Business)

"It's the crew Captain Columbus -they want to know what our flat world contingency plan is."

(Whitey's 21 hour store.) "Einstein over there miscalculated our start-up costs and we ran out of money before we could afford to open a 24-hour store."

(Welcome To The Panama Canyon) "Well this sure changes the business plan."

"It's quite a business plan, Ms. Strunt. It's the first one I've read whose mission statement says, '...keeps me out of trouble.'"

"Since we lost the dolphins, Business hasn't been quite the same." (Swim with the Giant Squid, Moray eels, Jellyfish, Octopus)