Business Cartoons

(Swim Consultant) "Try to keep your head above water! Swim parallel to the beach until you're out of the riptide! Keep your insweep at a 60 degree diagonal and your head pointed forward!"

(Jay's Joke Shop Conducts a Service Strategy Session) "I question the value of joy buzzing customers on their way in the store."

"I think it's going to take more than free snacks to keep the passengers happy after this one, Sir."

"It's the crew Captain Columbus -they want to know what our flat world contingency plan is."

(Whitey's 21 hour store.) "Einstein over there miscalculated our start-up costs and we ran out of money before we could afford to open a 24-hour store."

(Welcome To The Panama Canyon) "Well this sure changes the business plan."

"It's quite a business plan, Ms. Strunt. It's the first one I've read whose mission statement says, '...keeps me out of trouble.'"

"Since we lost the dolphins, Business hasn't been quite the same." (Swim with the Giant Squid, Moray eels, Jellyfish, Octopus)

"It's hard to figure. The concept was a big hit in Nome." (Blubber in a Cup. Out of Business)