Business Cartoons

(HandBaskets to Hell) "I tried to find something the whole world could use."

(Good money after bad.) "I opened with a big sale on 'closed' signs and no one came in. I decided to add some 'keep out' signs but still no one came in. But now I'm going to invest in some 'Bio Hazard' signs -throw them in the window and see what happens."

(Lemonade $1 a cup) "Business is good, but the weak dollar is killing my overseas markets."

"Our goal is to maximize your upside and minimize your downside while we protect our own backside."

"So Once I add the floating volume rate to my accumulated reserve assets and divide by the annualized ratio, I'll realize a profit. It still looks like a $6 tip on an $85 lunch."

"Cooked books? Let me just say you could serve this profit and loss statement with a fruity zinfandel and not be out of place."

"In attempting to meet quarterly projections, many companies use the Lamaze method of accounting. Breathe, Morris, breathe!"

"Gentlemen, we stand on the shoulders of accountants."

"That's the Harrisons. Never have I seen an investment portfolio start so strong and go south so quickly."

(Strategic Planning Seminar)