Business Cartoons

"The top line represents our revenue, the middle line is our inventory, and the bottom line shows the rate of my hair loss over the same period."

"Gee, Richard, you'll have to show me where on the toolbar you found an icon labeled 'Overkill.'"

"Our automated response policy to a large company wide data crash is to notify management, back up existing data and sell 90% of my shares in the company."

"We're much better prepared for this upgrade than before. We're giving users additional training, better manuals, and a morphine drip."

"I told Russel he should data model before we go any further." "May I speak to Kate Moss, please."

(ANY AMOUNT WILL HELP) "And tell David to come in out of the hall. I found a way to adjust our project budget estimate."

"...so if you have a message for someone, you write it on a piec of paper and put it on their refrigerator. It's just until we get our email fixed."

"Why, of course. I'd be very interested in seeing this new milestone in the project."

"You ever get the feeling this project could just up and die at any moment?"

"This part of the test tells us whether you are personally suited to the job of network administrator."