Business Cartoons

"My thinking has changed a little this year." (Get rescued. Get Rescued now!

"I appreciate you sharing your dreams and wishes for starting your own pool and spa business, but maybe I should explain more fully what we at the Make-A-Wish Foundation are all about."

"The pay's not great, but where else can you get a retirement plan that will last for eternity?"

"Maybe it would help our Web site if we showed our products in action."

(Strategic Planning Seminar)

"Of course we offer a generous vacation plan. If we didn't let employees have time off to have kids, who'd we sell toys to?"

"You can become a 'corporation' or a 'sole proprietor,' Mr. Holk. But there's simply no legal way of filing yourself as a 'formidable presence.'"

"Okay, you were depressed because you didn't win, but couldn't you have been happy enough about finishing second to pick up the $100,000 check?"

"... and that's not the worst of it, your Honor. It appears the good doctor is not even licensed to practice re-animation of the dead in this village!"

"I just think we need to make provisions in our Will for disposition of our property. Who'll get Park Place? Who'll get Boardwalk? Who'll get the thimble and all the tiny green houses?"