Business Cartoons

"Sorry, Cedric-the King cut my budget for additional fools. He said the project already had enough fools on it."

"The new technology has really helped me get organized. I keep my project reports under the PC, budgets under my laptop, and memos under my pager."

"For a more aggressive approach we have our 'Or Else' series of motivational posters."

"The first thing you need to know about coaching Little League is that it takes patience, understanding their limitations, and allowing them to feel like they're participating. And that's just the parents

(Do-It-Yourself Publishing) "His only drawback as a manager was his inability to delegate."

"Remember when Bruce wanted to 'rally the troops,' we all just got a memo in email?"

"Frankly, I liked it better when we ran around barking like heck and scaring them into the pen."

"We're using just-in-time inventory and jut-in-time material flows which have saved us from implementing our just-in-time bankruptcy plan."

(Just Cakes - and Pies and Ice Cream and Burgers & Deli Wraps - Coming Soon! Salad Bar)

"As a team you've done a crackup job collecting body parts. There's just one thing -- and maybe I wasn't clear enough about this, but I notice you're all bringing me the SAAAME body part."