Business Cartoons

(Free Beer) "...and what makes you think you're a leader of men all of a sudden?"
"I've never been good at this part of the job which is why I've asked 'Buddy' to join us. As you know, business has been bad lately, and well, Buddy has some bad news for you
"I think Dick Foster should head up that new project. He's got the vision, the drive, and let's face it, that big white hat doesn't hurt either."
"Remember Robin - lead, follow, or get out of the forest."
"We mapped our corporate value stream, Philip, and your department was such a mudflat that we're going to eliminate everything but the clams and scallops."
"Sorry, Cedric-the King cut my budget for additional fools. He said the project already had enough fools on it."
"The new technology has really helped me get organized. I keep my project reports under the PC, budgets under my laptop, and memos under my pager."
"For a more aggressive approach we have our 'Or Else' series of motivational posters."
"The first thing you need to know about coaching Little League is that it takes patience, understanding their limitations, and allowing them to feel like they're participating. And that's just the parents
(Do-It-Yourself Publishing) "His only drawback as a manager was his inability to delegate."
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