Business Cartoons

"I had a little trouble with the automatic video tracking camera, so during the videoconference, before speaking, say, 'Here Rollo!' and wait for Rollo to get his paws up on your knees before beginning to speak."

"I assume everyone on your team is on board with the proposed changes to the office layout."

"Here at Don's, we seal a deal with a straight look, a handshake, and a reverse Step-Over Toe Hold."

"You ever get the feeling some of the deputies are beginning to lose focus?"

"I finished those reports you wanted, confirmed your meetings for tomorrow, and left a pound of raw meat in a bowl outside your office."

"How about this-'It's not just CRAP, it's Mel's CRAP?' Shoot! That's no good. I hate writing copy for this client."

"We're getting nowhere - send in the snake."

(Advertising Dept ) "Snappy ad copy. And it really got my attention."

(Just Cakes - and Pies and Ice Cream and Burgers & Deli Wraps - Coming Soon! Salad Bar)

"As a team you've done a crackup job collecting body parts. There's just one thing -- and maybe I wasn't clear enough about this, but I notice you're all bringing me the SAAAME body part."