Business Cartoons

"I finished those reports you wanted, confirmed your meetings for tomorrow, and left a pound of raw meat in a bowl outside your office."

"How about this-'It's not just CRAP, it's Mel's CRAP?' Shoot! That's no good. I hate writing copy for this client."

"We're getting nowhere - send in the snake."

(Advertising Dept ) "Snappy ad copy. And it really got my attention."

"I'm not actually buying this stuff, I've just got to have something to negotiate with when we reach the candy counter at the check out register."

"This is a dot-com company. Risk taking is a given. If you're not comfortable running with scissors, cleaning your ear with a darning needle, or swimming right after a big meal, this might not be the place for you."

"Or, we could just agree to disagree."

(It's a Macintyre Plank)

"Remember Robin - lead, follow, or get out of the forest."

"We mapped our corporate value stream, Philip, and your department was such a mudflat that we're going to eliminate everything but the clams and scallops."