Business Cartoons

"I think you're still giving away too much for the close, Ms Lamont."

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

"Before we start this project, I'd like to clarify what metaphors we'll be speaking in. Last time we used sports metaphors. How about using cooking metaphors? 'Half baked,' burnt,' 'simmering,' that sort of thing?"

"Here's my business plan for the Jazz Store. I think we should just fake the budget, improvise the marketing and make up the long range goals as we go along."

"Don't worry, Mrs. Morse. As soon as the plumber's done patching the roof I'll have him call the electrician to finish wallpapering the dining room."

"Let's see - you might be just right for a little 2-turret, 1 1/2 moat unit I'm renting on West 58th Street."

"Gesundheit."

(Guy in third row, making me very nervous)

(Quantum Fest ) 

"The key to profitability is selling accessories. We sell tons of dark glasses to parents who don't want to be recognized."