Business Cartoons

"I think you're still giving away too much for the close, Ms Lamont."

"Thanks to Sarbanes-Oxley, we've got more internal controls than a warehouse full of Imodium."

Why can't I close this guy?

(Bill Blows the Summation) "Well, I think this proposal meets all of your business needs. For the rest of your needs, I'd recommend a competent tailor, a low fat diet and regular flossing."

"Don't worry Mr. Brennen. The 'OPEN' sign is on the door. I can see it from here."

"I don't take 'no' for an answer. Nor do I take 'whatever,' 'as if,' or 'duh.'"

(Auto Parts) " I worked at a dealership, but always choked on the closing. Somehow selling cars a part at a time seems easier."

"I sell subscriptions to a heavy metal magazine, and believe me-it's not easy getting sales prospects in a mosh pit."

(Gordon Lost The Sale By Not Getting The Wife Involved In The Closing.)

"My favorite pastimes? What do I look for in a man? Are you certain this is a questionnaire for a Sarbanes-Oxley compliance?"