Business Cartoons

"Listen up - I brought in a consultant to help figure this thing out. Old MacDonald, these are the boys. Boys, say hello to Old MacDonald." - Quack. Quack. - Moo. Moo. - Oink. Oink.

(In a chance meeting prior to their singing careers, Carreras, Domingo and Pavarotti all worked at the same customer service phone center.) "Whoa, whoa fellows. Tone it down! What are you tryin' to do, impress someone?"

"You notice how companies are demanding a lot more from their financial consultants these days?"

(Plumbing - Electricity) "Something I can help you with, sir?"

"Jerry! Over there near the escalator. I think it's a sales clerk. Quick! Light another tie on fire!"

(For technical support, press 7; for product information, press 8; if you're bored and just want to argue with someone, press 9

(Buddy's Self Defense Academy) "As a bonus to our customers, we're throwing in a wrist lock, a neck breaker and a stomp-to-the-groin, free of charge."

"I advise to companies where the use of hurtful language appears epidemic. That's right, Your Honor - I'm an insultant consultant."

(Customer Phone Service at Disney Corp.)

(Swim Consultant) "Try to keep your head above water! Swim parallel to the beach until you're out of the riptide! Keep your insweep at a 60 degree diagonal and your head pointed forward!"