Business Cartoons

(Buddy's Self Defense Academy) "As a bonus to our customers, we're throwing in a wrist lock, a neck breaker and a stomp-to-the-groin, free of charge."

"I advise to companies where the use of hurtful language appears epidemic. That's right, Your Honor - I'm an insultant consultant."

(Customer Phone Service at Disney Corp.)

(Swim Consultant) "Try to keep your head above water! Swim parallel to the beach until you're out of the riptide! Keep your insweep at a 60 degree diagonal and your head pointed forward!"

(Jay's Joke Shop Conducts a Service Strategy Session) "I question the value of joy buzzing customers on their way in the store."

"I think it's going to take more than free snacks to keep the passengers happy after this one, Sir."

(Screw-U Customer Service) "Screw-U! How can I, hello? Dang!" "Another hang up Dave? Just a tip - next time try answering with a smile on your face."

(Brenton Call Center) "I tried calling in sick yesterday, but I was put on hold and disconnected."

"And that's why you're in the back of the store instead of the front!"

"Listen up - I brought in a consultant to help figure this thing out. Old MacDonald, these are the boys. Boys, say hello to Old MacDonald." - Quack. Quack. - Moo. Moo. - Oink. Oink.