Business Cartoons

(Jay's Joke Shop Conducts a Service Strategy Session) "I question the value of joy buzzing customers on their way in the store."

"I think it's going to take more than free snacks to keep the passengers happy after this one, Sir."

(Screw-U Customer Service) "Screw-U! How can I, hello? Dang!" "Another hang up Dave? Just a tip - next time try answering with a smile on your face."

(Brenton Call Center) "I tried calling in sick yesterday, but I was put on hold and disconnected."

"And that's why you're in the back of the store instead of the front!"

"Listen up - I brought in a consultant to help figure this thing out. Old MacDonald, these are the boys. Boys, say hello to Old MacDonald." - Quack. Quack. - Moo. Moo. - Oink. Oink.

(In a chance meeting prior to their singing careers, Carreras, Domingo and Pavarotti all worked at the same customer service phone center.) "Whoa, whoa fellows. Tone it down! What are you tryin' to do, impress someone?"

"You notice how companies are demanding a lot more from their financial consultants these days?"

(Plumbing - Electricity) "Something I can help you with, sir?"

"Jerry! Over there near the escalator. I think it's a sales clerk. Quick! Light another tie on fire!"