Business Cartoons

(Quantum Fest ) 

"The key to profitability is selling accessories. We sell tons of dark glasses to parents who don't want to be recognized."

"My project plan has changed a little this year." (Get Rescued. Build Golf Resort.)

"I'm going over your figures, you calculated your rental property has depreciated 9 percent over the year. However, by trying to do your own taxes, we've calculated your brain has depreciated by nearly 72 percent."

(Advertising Dept ) "Snappy ad copy. And it really got my attention."

"I'm not actually buying this stuff, I've just got to have something to negotiate with when we reach the candy counter at the check out register."

"This is a dot-com company. Risk taking is a given. If you're not comfortable running with scissors, cleaning your ear with a darning needle, or swimming right after a big meal, this might not be the place for you."

"Or, we could just agree to disagree."

(It's a Macintyre Plank)

(Safety Seminar)