Business Cartoons

"Don't worry, Mrs. Morse. As soon as the plumber's done patching the roof I'll have him call the electrician to finish wallpapering the dining room."

"Let's see - you might be just right for a little 2-turret, 1 1/2 moat unit I'm renting on West 58th Street."

"Gesundheit."

(Guy in third row, making me very nervous)

"I assume everyone on your team is on board with the proposed changes to the office layout."

"Here at Don's, we seal a deal with a straight look, a handshake, and a reverse Step-Over Toe Hold."

"You ever get the feeling some of the deputies are beginning to lose focus?"

"I finished those reports you wanted, confirmed your meetings for tomorrow, and left a pound of raw meat in a bowl outside your office."

"How about this-'It's not just CRAP, it's Mel's CRAP?' Shoot! That's no good. I hate writing copy for this client."

"We're getting nowhere - send in the snake."