Business Cartoons

"It's your wife Mr. Dinker. Shall I have her take a seat in the closet, or do you want to schedule a meeting in the kitchen for later this afternoon?"

(Complaints) "First of all, I don't like sitting behind this window all day."

"Tell us, Walter, in your own words, why you feel you're suited for the position of goon."

"For 30 years I've put a hat and coat on to make sales calls and I'm not changing now just because I'm doing it on the Web from my living room."

(Faberge Egg Distribution Warehouse) "Shoot if I know how it happened, but here it is: Employee Training Program, number 8, right after 'Warehouse Management,'... 'Juggling.'"

"Certainly, I'm all for using biodegradable and organic materials, but does the public really want fake doggy poop that isn't plastic?"

"Okay, what else? Flex-time, on-site health club, 4-day work week and use of the company drum - I'll see what I can do."

(Shark Adventure. Swim With The Sharks. Learn Day Trading.)

"Jerry! Over there near the escalator. I think it's a sales clerk. Quick! Light another tie on fire!"

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