Business Cartoons

(HR Director, Martin Hammerhead -3rd cousin to Edward Scissorhand- could always resolve employee problems quickly and peacefully.)

"Here's our environmental audit. The numbers are pretty impressive. By the way, you can eat the report after you're done."

"I've got the Customs permit and the entry documents. Once your trading partner tattoo is done, we should be good to go."

"It's your wife Mr. Dinker. Shall I have her take a seat in the closet, or do you want to schedule a meeting in the kitchen for later this afternoon?"

(Complaints) "First of all, I don't like sitting behind this window all day."

"Tell us, Walter, in your own words, why you feel you're suited for the position of goon."

"For 30 years I've put a hat and coat on to make sales calls and I'm not changing now just because I'm doing it on the Web from my living room."

(Faberge Egg Distribution Warehouse) "Shoot if I know how it happened, but here it is: Employee Training Program, number 8, right after 'Warehouse Management,'... 'Juggling.'"

"Listen up - I brought in a consultant to help figure this thing out. Old MacDonald, these are the boys. Boys, say hello to Old MacDonald." - Quack. Quack. - Moo. Moo. - Oink. Oink.

(In a chance meeting prior to their singing careers, Carreras, Domingo and Pavarotti all worked at the same customer service phone center.) "Whoa, whoa fellows. Tone it down! What are you tryin' to do, impress someone?"