Business Cartoons

(Shark Adventure. Swim With The Sharks. Learn Day Trading.)

"I think it's time to institute an HR policy, Robin. The men aren't looking too merry as of late."

"Our Customer survey indicates 30% of our customers think our service is inconsistent, 40% would like a change in procedures, and 50% think it would be real cute if we all wore matching colored vests."

"We're looking for someone with a high level of self confidence, Mr. Anthony. Unfortunately, I think you're over qualified."

"Oh, we're doing just great. Philip and I are selling decorative jelly jars on the Web. I run the Web site and Philip sort of controls the inventory."

(HR Director, Martin Hammerhead -3rd cousin to Edward Scissorhand- could always resolve employee problems quickly and peacefully.)

"Here's our environmental audit. The numbers are pretty impressive. By the way, you can eat the report after you're done."

"I've got the Customs permit and the entry documents. Once your trading partner tattoo is done, we should be good to go."

"I think it's going to take more than free snacks to keep the passengers happy after this one, Sir."

(Screw-U Customer Service) "Screw-U! How can I, hello? Dang!" "Another hang up Dave? Just a tip - next time try answering with a smile on your face."