Finance Cartoons

"Isn't that our bookkeeper?"

"This is NOT what I expected when you said you'd like me to be your bookkeeper. Read me the next entry from the ledger."

"Hello - forget the company's financials, look at the CEO's Facebook page under '25 Things the SEC Doesn't Know About Me.'"

"So, someone's using your credit card info to buy stylish clothes, opera tickets and exercise equipment. In what way would this qualify as identity theft?"

"The yen is up, the dollar is down, the franc is all over the place. The only currency I'm comfortable with are my Linden-Dollars in Second Life."

"I put an extension on my tax return like you suggested, but I still don't think it's going to get there on time."

"I was so into my charts that one day she came in and told me she was running away with the pool boy. Now there's a trend I didn't see coming."

"What's your position on this option?" "Fetal mostly."

"...and this will calculate your earned average income, corporate tax rate, and allowable charitable contributions."

"Right now I'm working with a combination of charting techniques. Japanese Candlesticks, some Elliot Waves, and a dash of Magic 8 ball." (or Chaos theory)