Finance Cartoons

(Phil Harrison Visits His Tax Attorney) "The new tax law goes on to say that '

"You know that mail order company that promised to show you how to avoid a tax audit? Well, their package just arrived."

"Here's what I think happened: he was wounded by Schedule A and B; then he was hit by Schedule D, which brought him to his knees. Then, as he was crawling to reach his calculator, he gets it square in the pocketbook by Schedule C, and that's what finally did him in."

"I like the faster pace of swing trading. It shortens the agony/ecstasy cycle."

"And just how long did you think you could keep that pot o'gold at the end of the rainbow a secret from us, Mr. O'Shea?"

"Leveling, grading, and terracing the land is a deductible expense - for FARMERS, Mr. Daniels, not for people with putting greens in their backyards."

"Death and taxes are for certain, Mr. Dooley; however, they're not mutually exclusive."

"I got excellent advice on my tax return from a very knowledgeable guy. All the while he cleaned my windshield and checked the air pressure in my tires."

(Hello. You've reached the IRS help line. Press 1 if you've been slightly negligent and need more time to procrastinate; press 2 if you're not very good at math and made some glaring errors; press 3 if you're a lying cheat and hope we won't notice

(Early Investors Tracking A Stock)