Finance Cartoons

(Early Investors Tracking A Stock)

"That? That's schedule LVES-1. We've never had to use it. But, if anyone actually discovers how to grow money on trees, Uncle Sam's got a form to get his fair share of the leaves."

"A lot of times he just licks salt off the screen, but once in a while he spots a trending stock."

(IRS Service Center - IRS Figures Your Taxes - IRS Figures Your Golfing Handicap - IRS Figures Your Gas Mileage - IRS Figures The Tip On A Dinner For Four, Under $200 Without The Wine.)

(Phil Harrison Visits His Tax Attorney) "The new tax law goes on to say that '

"You know that mail order company that promised to show you how to avoid a tax audit? Well, their package just arrived."

"Here's what I think happened: he was wounded by Schedule A and B; then he was hit by Schedule D, which brought him to his knees. Then, as he was crawling to reach his calculator, he gets it square in the pocketbook by Schedule C, and that's what finally did him in."

"I like the faster pace of swing trading. It shortens the agony/ecstasy cycle."

"And just how long did you think you could keep that pot o'gold at the end of the rainbow a secret from us, Mr. O'Shea?"

"Leveling, grading, and terracing the land is a deductible expense - for FARMERS, Mr. Daniels, not for people with putting greens in their backyards."