Finance Cartoons

"Leveling, grading, and terracing the land is a deductible expense - for FARMERS, Mr. Daniels, not for people with putting greens in their backyards."

"Death and taxes are for certain, Mr. Dooley; however, they're not mutually exclusive."

"I got excellent advice on my tax return from a very knowledgeable guy. All the while he cleaned my windshield and checked the air pressure in my tires."

"I take it your stocks are still trading high on the 'yawn' index."

"According to our lump sum pension payout plan, you're eligible to take anything from the first three shelves."

"The investors liked our business plan - particularly the in-depth assessment of our competition, which is who they've decided to invest with."

"If we cut our dividend, reduce inventory and time travel to the 13th century, we should be able to last another year."

"Let your mind go...deeper..."

"I assume you'll appreciate the entrepreneurial spirit behind our accounting methods."

"This option in the pension is a little tricky. You can start collecting benefits when you're 58 years old, as long as you look 58 years old."