Finance Cartoons

"Here's what I think happened: he was wounded by Schedule A and B; then he was hit by Schedule D, which brought him to his knees. Then, as he was crawling to reach his calculator, he gets it square in the pocketbook by Schedule C, and that's what finally did him in."

"I like the faster pace of swing trading. It shortens the agony/ecstasy cycle."

"And just how long did you think you could keep that pot o'gold at the end of the rainbow a secret from us, Mr. O'Shea?"

"I like the numbers on this company. They show a very impressive acquittal to conviction ratio."

"We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre."

"I take it your stocks are still trading high on the 'yawn' index."

"According to our lump sum pension payout plan, you're eligible to take anything from the first three shelves."

"The investors liked our business plan - particularly the in-depth assessment of our competition, which is who they've decided to invest with."

"If we cut our dividend, reduce inventory and time travel to the 13th century, we should be able to last another year."

"Let your mind go...deeper..."