Finance Cartoons

"I like the numbers on this company. They show a very impressive acquittal to conviction ratio."

"We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre."

"I take it your stocks are still trading high on the 'yawn' index."

"According to our lump sum pension payout plan, you're eligible to take anything from the first three shelves."

"The investors liked our business plan - particularly the in-depth assessment of our competition, which is who they've decided to invest with."

"Hey Luke- I was just thinking - why don't we try investing some of the stolen loot in some mutual funds, bonds, maybe check out some international fund, or real estate

"I like the value stocks too, but right now we're looking into a more aggressive growth fund."

"We took a gamble and invested all our money in a race horse. Then it ran away."

"It's really quite an entertaining piece of software. There's rollercoaster action, suspense and drama, where skill and strategy are matched against winning and losing. And I thought managing our budget would be dull."

"My portfolio's gonna take a hit for this."