Finance Cartoons

"Looks like the market's about to take a downturn."

"So, how did our first-stage financing go today?"

"The next time we get an additional round of funding, don't say anything. You're lucky I convinced them 'Ka-Ching, Ka-Ching!' was Swahili for Thank you, Thank you!"

"I like the numbers on this company. They show a very impressive acquittal to conviction ratio."

"We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre."

"I've been working over 80 hours a week for the past two years preparing for retirement, and it hasn't bothered me OR my wife, what's-her-name."

"Perhaps you'd like to buy these magic beans, or this charm that will give you good luck, or this stock that promises a 200% return on your investment in less than 18 months."

"That reminds me. I have to figure out how to save for retirement and send these two to college."

"My God! That's my fund manager!"

"Hey Luke- I was just thinking - why don't we try investing some of the stolen loot in some mutual funds, bonds, maybe check out some international fund, or real estate