Finance Cartoons

"If we cut our dividend, reduce inventory and time travel to the 13th century, we should be able to last another year."
"Let your mind go...deeper..."
"I assume you'll appreciate the entrepreneurial spirit behind our accounting methods."
"This option in the pension is a little tricky. You can start collecting benefits when you're 58 years old, as long as you look 58 years old."
"Looks like the market's about to take a downturn."
"My portfolio's gonna take a hit for this."
"You may want to talk to Phil - he's one of our more aggressive financial planners."
"Choosing the right mutual fund is like choosing the right hat. You find one that fits you best and then you stick with it."
"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."
"Oh, look! Mr. Peepers just picked the very same mutual funds your investment software did."
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