 "Russell- come here and look at this. The Fentons installed their new satellite dish and, well, this is just kind of creepy." |  "Somebody got through our dead end web links, past the firewalls, and around the phone prompt loops. Before you know it ,the kid here picks up the phone and he's talking one-on-one to a customer." |  "It's a horse racing software program. It analyzes my betting history and makes suggestions. Right now it's suggesting I bet on football." |  "The first thing you should know about investing online is that when you see the exploding bomb icon appear, it's just your browser crashing - not your portfolio." |