 "I'm sorry Mr. Garret, a 35 year old tattoo doesn't qualify as a legal trademark for 'Mother.com.'" |  "The top line represents our revenue, the middle line is our inventory, and the bottom line shows the rate of my hair loss over the same period." |  "Unless there's a corrupt cell in our spreadsheet analysis concerning the importance of trunk space, this should be a big seller next year." |  "Frankly, the idea of an entirely wireless future scares me." |