Business Cartoons

"You'll have to come up with a better line than this, Mr. Langley, before I can let you in to see Mr. Codman."

"Okay, so maybe the Internet wasn't the best place to advertise a product that helped computer-illiterate people."

"So, what the heck are you selling?"

"I've got to work this weekend again. There are over 200 games of Torpedo Alley, Click Ball, and Block breaker that haven't been tested for Sarbanes-Oxley compliancy yet."

"I don't know , Art. I think you're just ahead of your time."

"I sense you're in a hurry so I'll be brief."

"I don't take 'no' for an answer. Nor do I take 'whatever,' 'as if,' or 'duh.'"

(Auto Parts) " I worked at a dealership, but always choked on the closing. Somehow selling cars a part at a time seems easier."

"I sell subscriptions to a heavy metal magazine, and believe me-it's not easy getting sales prospects in a mosh pit."

(Gordon Lost The Sale By Not Getting The Wife Involved In The Closing.)