Business Cartoons
"Does our insurance cover a visit from 60 Minutes?"
"Our profit statement shows a 13 percent increase in the good, a 4 percent decrease in the bad, but a whole lot of ugly left in the inventory."
"You'll have to come up with a better line than this, Mr. Langley, before I can let you in to see Mr. Codman."
"Okay, so maybe the Internet wasn't the best place to advertise a product that helped computer-illiterate people."
"So, what the heck are you selling?"
"I've got to work this weekend again. There are over 200 games of Torpedo Alley, Click Ball, and Block breaker that haven't been tested for Sarbanes-Oxley compliancy yet."
"I don't know , Art. I think you're just ahead of your time."
"I sense you're in a hurry so I'll be brief."
(Spam King- Mass Email Marketing - A Limited Canker on the Butt of Society Partnership)
"First Harry sold bowling balls, so he took me bowling. Then he sold golf clubs, so we took up golf. Now he's selling surgical instruments, and frankly I haven't had a full night's sleep since."