 "Russell! Do you remember last month when I told you to order 150 SMART phones for the sales department?" |  "Okay, a patient is admitted with a comatose Blackberry, a beeping pager, and a failing iPod - what do you do?! Think! Think!" |  "It's a fully furnished 3 bedroom house that's designed to fit perfectly over your iPod." |  (Kenneth buys his first Smart phone.) "Exercise More." |