 "I can be reached at home on my cell phone, I can be reached on the road with my pager and PDA. Soon I'll be reachable on a plane with email. I'm beginning to think identity theft wouldn't be such a bad idea for a while." |  (Personal Tech Update: Cell Phone PDA Toupee With Discreet Vibrating Function) "Will you excuse me? I'd better take this." |  "That's right, Kevin, it's a fair ball ... coming right your way. Hang up Kevin! Kevin - hang up and put your glove on!" |  "I'm hearing a lot. He either has intestinal problems or I've found your iPod Shuffle." |