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"The odd thing is he always insists on using the latest version of Office."
"They won't let me through security until I remove the bullets from my Word document."
"My spam filter checks the recipient's address, http links, and any writing that panders to postmodern English romanticism with conceits to 20th century graphic narrative."
(Uber-user Dwayne Grantz chalks up before putting Windows Vista through it's paces.)
"How's the defragmentation coming?"
"No that's not the icon for Excel, it's the icon for Excuse, the database of reasons why you haven't learned the other programs in Office."
"I started running 'what if' scenarios on my spreadsheet, like, 'What if I were sick of this dirtwad job and funneled some of the company's money in to an off-shore account?'"
(At FEMA, employees often use Excel's custom format function to create formulas for disaster.)