 "This is getting downright annoying. He tweets me every time he's about to go down a chimney". |  "We're still working out the kinks in our cloud computing environment." |  "Here's an idea. Why don't you start a social network for doofuses who think they know how to set a broken leg, but don't." |  "Basically, it's a car-chasing network, but it's also much more. We discuss mail carriers, UPS trucks, vacuum cleaners..." |