 "We're still working out the kinks in our cloud computing environment." |  "Here's an idea. Why don't you start a social network for doofuses who think they know how to set a broken leg, but don't." |  "Basically, it's a car-chasing network, but it's also much more. We discuss mail carriers, UPS trucks, vacuum cleaners..." |  "Don't laugh. It's faster than our current system." |