 "So what's this breakthrough in virtualization you wanted to show me?" |  "I've had a lot of experience running nonprofit companies. Back in the 90's I ran several Internet start-up companies." |  (At FEMA, employees often use Excel's custom format function to create formulas for disaster.) |  (So, old Dave's presentations are boring? They're dull, huh? "Add some dynamic content," they said. I'll give you dynamic content...) |