 "My spam filter checks the recipient's address, http links, and any writing that panders to postmodern English romanticism with conceits to 20th century graphic narrative." |  (Uber-user Dwayne Grantz chalks up before putting Windows Vista through it's paces.) |  "How's the defragmentation coming?" |  "Once I told Mona that Access was an 'argument' based program, she seemed to warm up to it." |