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(Uber-user Dwayne Grantz chalks up before putting Windows Vista through it's paces.)
"How's the defragmentation coming?"
"No that's not the icon for Excel, it's the icon for Excuse, the database of reasons why you haven't learned the other programs in Office."
"I started running 'what if' scenarios on my spreadsheet, like, 'What if I were sick of this dirtwad job and funneled some of the company's money in to an off-shore account?'"
(At FEMA, employees often use Excel's custom format function to create formulas for disaster.)
(So, old Dave's presentations are boring? They're dull, huh? "Add some dynamic content," they said. I'll give you dynamic content...)
"Okay- looks like the 'Dissolve' transition in my presentation needs adjusting."
"Dennis! Dennis! Where are you? I'm being attacked. I know you're the groom. Tell them to just postpone the wedding a few minutes."