 "What is it Lassie? Is it Gramps? Is it his hard drive? Is he stuck somewhere, girl? Is he trying to write CGI programs to a Unix server running VRML? What, girl, what?" |  "It's a free starter disk for AOL." |  Has the old media been delivered yet? |  "Hello - forget the company's financials, look at the CEO's Facebook page under '25 Things the SEC Doesn't Know About Me.'" |