 "I build bookshelves and Bernice buys a Kindle." |  "Hang on! I keep entering a search for 'squishy red orb next to the lungs,' and this dumb browser keeps taking me to sites for rubber balls, Silly Putty, and chew toys." |  "I'm not saying I believe in anything. All I know is since it's been there our server is running 50% faster." |  "Okay antidote, antidote, what would an antidote icon look like? You know I still haven't got this desktop the way I'd like it." |