 "I tell him many times - get lighter laptop. But him think he know better. Him have big ego. Him say 'Me Tarzan, you not!' That when vine break." |  "... and here's me with Jessica Alba. And this is me with Beyonce and Heidi Klum ..." |  "You're a great geek, Martin. You're just not my geek." |  (Biker IS Guys) Remember I want the bleeding file server surrounded by flaming workstations with the word, 'Motherboard' scrolling underneath." |